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aquachilddicksquad:

forcing people to listen to my music when I’m driving

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maidenmothercronus:

inconvenientlylargelizard:

HOW TO CHEER UP IN 2 EASY STEPS

  1. WHISPER “BEEP BOOP” TO YOURSELF.
  2. REPEAT UNTIL NOT SAD.

((BUT WHY DOES THIS WORK??????))

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I am doing something I hate for you. This is what it means to be in love.

— Jonathan Safran Foer, Everything Is Illuminated (via larmoyante)

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mrcraabs:

eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor

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hotsingledads:

what do you mean im still fat i did a sit up 3 years ago

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People are prettiest when they talk about something they really love with passion in their eyes.

— (via crosxes)

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I wanna be there for everyone but when it happens I just give shit advice. Fuck

lmaoalien:

i am the human version of the first piece of bread

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you’re still my person, even if i’m not yours.

— (via rdcf)

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mineralists:

Angel Aura Quartz

mineralists:

Angel Aura Quartz

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